Ok, so you've just gotten really impressive super powers, which allow you to do pretty much anything you can think of. You look cool too.
Understandably, your girlfriend is a little shocked by this development, but hey, she'll get over it, I'm sure. But it never hurts to show her you love her. Women tend to like it when you buy them nice things. Most guys go for flowers or chocolates, however, think of how impressed she'll be if you get her something big, like a new car or, I don't know...
...an aircraft carrier?
Only, remember NOT TO DROP IT ON HER.
Women don't like it when you drop things on them.
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