How not to treat girls, featuring Firestorm

Time for some situational comparisons, demonstrated by our crash test dummie Ronnie Raymond, to save you the danger of getting hit in the head with a cusion.

Saying "I love you" is a good move.

Choosing the TV over your girl is a bad move.

If you have a habit of letting your girlfriend down, sucking up to her occassionally is a good move.

Letting her down again, just after you tried sucking up, is a bad move.

Simple enough, really.